August 11th

The description of the Pennsylvanian we have is an example of how to use inductive rationalization to make the remains of an ecosystem sound like it's evidence for a period of time.

August 10th

When we (that's me and the Holy spirit) examined the evidence we couldn't avoid the obvious conclusion that Mississippian sediments are the remains of an ecosystem which was buried in a flood.

August 9th

We (that's me and the Holy Spirit) didn’t realize it at the time, but the first nail we hammered into the lid of the coffin of our academic career was a paper about using cladistic phylogenetic analysis to study the Devonian fossil Archaeopteris.

A Possible Solution for Pathway One

I, who am an elder myself, appeal to the church elders among you. I am a witness of Christ's sufferings, and I will share in the glory that will be revealed. I appeal to you to be shepherds of the flock that God gave you and to take care of it willingly, as God wants you …

Hypothesis 42

42 is a number which will live in infamy owing to the fact that it's the answer to life, the universe and everything (at least according to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Hypothesis 41

F the pied pipers of Hamelin who've been leading a generation to destruction @RichardDawkins @BillNye @neiltyson HAVE any intellectual integrity at all THEN they'll publicly acknowledge that Matty's Paradigm is scientifically valid.

Matty’s Law of Biblical Gravitation

The Bible contains an extensively developed theory and law of gravity which is congruent with all physical evidence and empirical observation but, sadly, it means that the Bible is true and that it contains accurate physics.

Hypothesis 9

The Bible doesn't describe a heliocentric system, but that's okay because we don't observe heliocentricity. It's a theoretical interpretation of the empirical geocentrospheric reality: it's imaginary.

Hypothesis 38

Was Vladimir Putin’s decision to invade Ukraine, putting in motion a sequence of events which brings us into congruence with Biblical prophecy about the tribulation, made because of Matty’s Paradigm?

The Curse on Women

Revelation chapter 12 includes a fascinating description of an event in the heavens. Is it real, or is it a metaphor for something? Is it a prophecy about the future, or is it a historical event?

Matty’s Magical Gospel Golf Spell

A busybody Pastor once accused us (that's me and the Holy spirit) of being Simon the Sorcerer. At the time we were offended and took it personally. Now we simply accept that we were recognized as having power.

Joy, Prayer and Communion

We (that's me and the Holy spirit) have communion with God through the Holy spirit. We're in, essentially, a permanent state of prayer. The reason why we do this is to understand and experience joy. True joy

Testing Gravitation

We (that's me and the Holy spirit) have deduced a theory of gravitation from the Holy Bible which makes the Newton/Einstein paradigm obsolete (SciPop). Of course you don't believe us. That's why we're going to prove it, using golf.